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What if paralgesic had a customer service line? save
Paralgesic is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
The worst thing about paralgesic is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
Imagine paralgesic, but run by your grandma. save
Paralgesic: the mockumentary version. save
Everyone acts like paralgesic is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
Write the terms and conditions for paralgesic. save
Paralgesic has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
Your grandma discovers paralgesic for the first time. save
Paralgesic if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save