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What if opsiblastic had a customer service line? save
Opsiblastic is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
The worst thing about opsiblastic is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
Imagine opsiblastic, but run by your grandma. save
Opsiblastic: the mockumentary version. save
Everyone acts like opsiblastic is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
Write the terms and conditions for opsiblastic. save
Opsiblastic has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
Your grandma discovers opsiblastic for the first time. save
Opsiblastic if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save