Comedy Creator

Riff a topic

Type a topic to get associations, rhymes and sound-alikes for puns, plus ten angles to write from.

Means about the same

opening argumentopening speechpreamblepremisepreliminaryheadnoteinducementopenerpraeambleassumptioforestatementprolegomenonintroprologprolocutionpretrialinauguralproemkick-offcase in chiefparty of the first partproemiumprologueprolusion

Sounds like (for puns)

vision statementpersonal statementoverstatementunderstatementsustainmentspring to mindstatementsanitationsampling stationsealed instrument

Angles

  1. What if opening statement had a customer service line? save
  2. Opening statement is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
  3. The worst thing about opening statement is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
  4. Imagine opening statement, but run by your grandma. save
  5. Opening statement: the mockumentary version. save
  6. Everyone acts like opening statement is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
  7. Write the terms and conditions for opening statement. save
  8. Opening statement has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
  9. Your grandma discovers opening statement for the first time. save
  10. Opening statement if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save