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1. What if one functional had a customer service line? save
2. One functional is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about one functional is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine one functional, but run by your grandma. save
5. One functional: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like one functional is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for one functional. save
8. One functional has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers one functional for the first time. save
10. One functional if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save