Comedy Creator

Riff a topic

Type a topic to get associations, rhymes and sound-alikes for puns, plus ten angles to write from.

Angles

  1. What if object pascal had a customer service line? save
  2. Object pascal is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
  3. The worst thing about object pascal is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
  4. Imagine object pascal, but run by your grandma. save
  5. Object pascal: the mockumentary version. save
  6. Everyone acts like object pascal is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
  7. Write the terms and conditions for object pascal. save
  8. Object pascal has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
  9. Your grandma discovers object pascal for the first time. save
  10. Object pascal if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save