Comedy Creator

Riff a topic

Type a topic to get associations, rhymes and sound-alikes for puns, plus ten angles to write from.

Means about the same

netgearappletalkopensolarisnewsbanyan vineslan managernextstepmicrosoft backoffice serverdamn small linuxibm pc dosirixtrueosmicrosoft serverssymbianantergossyllable desktopopenwindowsred hat linuxmicrosoft plus!airportmosaicmicrosoft forefrontsunositanium

Rhymes

despairglaredebonairbaredeclareaffairflarefairwelfareawareairsquarefareunawareblareflairthreadbareraresnarespareimpairpreparerepairensnare

Sounds like (for puns)

knitwearnightwearnowherenightmarenight mareneckwearnight airnightjarheadwearnuttiernetgearmaturenetworknetternetworthnaughtiernet worknetworkernetzernetrnet worthnight walkernattiernewswire

Angles

  1. What if netware had a customer service line? save
  2. Netware is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
  3. The worst thing about netware is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
  4. Imagine netware, but run by your grandma. save
  5. Netware: the mockumentary version. save
  6. Everyone acts like netware is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
  7. Write the terms and conditions for netware. save
  8. Netware has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
  9. Your grandma discovers netware for the first time. save
  10. Netware if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save