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1. What if mud-turtle had a customer service line? save
2. Mud-turtle is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about mud-turtle is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine mud-turtle, but run by your grandma. save
5. Mud-turtle: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like mud-turtle is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for mud-turtle. save
8. Mud-turtle has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers mud-turtle for the first time. save
10. Mud-turtle if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save