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1. What if mitre shell had a customer service line? save
2. Mitre shell is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about mitre shell is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine mitre shell, but run by your grandma. save
5. Mitre shell: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like mitre shell is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for mitre shell. save
8. Mitre shell has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers mitre shell for the first time. save
10. Mitre shell if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save