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What if mastectomize had a customer service line? save
Mastectomize is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
The worst thing about mastectomize is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
Imagine mastectomize, but run by your grandma. save
Mastectomize: the mockumentary version. save
Everyone acts like mastectomize is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
Write the terms and conditions for mastectomize. save
Mastectomize has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
Your grandma discovers mastectomize for the first time. save
Mastectomize if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save