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Angles

  1. What if java database connectivity had a customer service line? save
  2. Java database connectivity is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
  3. The worst thing about java database connectivity is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
  4. Imagine java database connectivity, but run by your grandma. save
  5. Java database connectivity: the mockumentary version. save
  6. Everyone acts like java database connectivity is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
  7. Write the terms and conditions for java database connectivity. save
  8. Java database connectivity has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
  9. Your grandma discovers java database connectivity for the first time. save
  10. Java database connectivity if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save