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What if inoptimally had a customer service line? save
Inoptimally is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
The worst thing about inoptimally is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
Imagine inoptimally, but run by your grandma. save
Inoptimally: the mockumentary version. save
Everyone acts like inoptimally is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
Write the terms and conditions for inoptimally. save
Inoptimally has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
Your grandma discovers inoptimally for the first time. save
Inoptimally if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save