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1. What if ill-assorted had a customer service line? save
2. Ill-assorted is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about ill-assorted is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine ill-assorted, but run by your grandma. save
5. Ill-assorted: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like ill-assorted is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for ill-assorted. save
8. Ill-assorted has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers ill-assorted for the first time. save
10. Ill-assorted if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save