Comedy Creator

Riff a topic

Type a topic to get associations, rhymes and sound-alikes for puns, plus ten angles to write from.

Means about the same

hard-codehard codesoftcodehard-wirehardsubhand-codehackcodecode uphex-edithexeditmicrocodezeroover-clockautocompileblackboxsoftloadreferencecopy-pastemark upgrindautoconfigurewedgeaddress

Sounds like (for puns)

hardcorehardheadhard headhard roadhoardedheartedhardenedhardwoodhardhathard hathard woodhard-corehard hithartkehard casehard corehard cashhardcasehard-hathard coalhard-hithard leadhardcourt

Angles

  1. What if hardcode had a customer service line? save
  2. Hardcode is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
  3. The worst thing about hardcode is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
  4. Imagine hardcode, but run by your grandma. save
  5. Hardcode: the mockumentary version. save
  6. Everyone acts like hardcode is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
  7. Write the terms and conditions for hardcode. save
  8. Hardcode has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
  9. Your grandma discovers hardcode for the first time. save
  10. Hardcode if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save