Comedy Creator

Riff a topic

Type a topic to get associations, rhymes and sound-alikes for puns, plus ten angles to write from.

Angles

  1. What if haptometer had a customer service line? save
  2. Haptometer is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
  3. The worst thing about haptometer is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
  4. Imagine haptometer, but run by your grandma. save
  5. Haptometer: the mockumentary version. save
  6. Everyone acts like haptometer is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
  7. Write the terms and conditions for haptometer. save
  8. Haptometer has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
  9. Your grandma discovers haptometer for the first time. save
  10. Haptometer if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save