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1. What if half-strained had a customer service line? save
2. Half-strained is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about half-strained is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine half-strained, but run by your grandma. save
5. Half-strained: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like half-strained is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for half-strained. save
8. Half-strained has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers half-strained for the first time. save
10. Half-strained if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save