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1. What if grass-eater had a customer service line? save
2. Grass-eater is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about grass-eater is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine grass-eater, but run by your grandma. save
5. Grass-eater: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like grass-eater is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for grass-eater. save
8. Grass-eater has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers grass-eater for the first time. save
10. Grass-eater if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save