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1. What if getopt had a customer service line? save
2. Getopt is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about getopt is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine getopt, but run by your grandma. save
5. Getopt: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like getopt is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for getopt. save
8. Getopt has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers getopt for the first time. save
10. Getopt if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save