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1. What if function ing had a customer service line? save
2. Function ing is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about function ing is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine function ing, but run by your grandma. save
5. Function ing: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like function ing is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for function ing. save
8. Function ing has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers function ing for the first time. save
10. Function ing if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save