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1. What if foreach had a customer service line? save
2. Foreach is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about foreach is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine foreach, but run by your grandma. save
5. Foreach: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like foreach is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for foreach. save
8. Foreach has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers foreach for the first time. save
10. Foreach if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save