Comedy Creator

Riff a topic

Type a topic to get associations, rhymes and sound-alikes for puns, plus ten angles to write from.

Means about the same

first five-eighthsecond five-eightheighthmanhalf-backeighth maneighth-mantight fivethree-quarterfly-halfback fivenumber eightthree-quarter backfly halfflankerdummy halfback rowhalfbackquarterbackfullbackopenside flankerquarterpocketflankerbackopen-side

Sounds like (for puns)

five ofive-ofivefaithfivesfavafoveafavofeithfaithefaythfavoufive daysfaviafavusfaviofive holefavasfathfauthfauvefaethfaiafaez

Angles

  1. What if five-eighth had a customer service line? save
  2. Five-eighth is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
  3. The worst thing about five-eighth is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
  4. Imagine five-eighth, but run by your grandma. save
  5. Five-eighth: the mockumentary version. save
  6. Everyone acts like five-eighth is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
  7. Write the terms and conditions for five-eighth. save
  8. Five-eighth has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
  9. Your grandma discovers five-eighth for the first time. save
  10. Five-eighth if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save