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1. What if first alert had a customer service line? save
2. First alert is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about first alert is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine first alert, but run by your grandma. save
5. First alert: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like first alert is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for first alert. save
8. First alert has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers first alert for the first time. save
10. First alert if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save