Riff a topic

Angles

1. What if fire watcher had a customer service line? save
2. Fire watcher is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about fire watcher is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine fire watcher, but run by your grandma. save
5. Fire watcher: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like fire watcher is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for fire watcher. save
8. Fire watcher has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers fire watcher for the first time. save
10. Fire watcher if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save