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1. What if ember attack had a customer service line? save
2. Ember attack is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about ember attack is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine ember attack, but run by your grandma. save
5. Ember attack: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like ember attack is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for ember attack. save
8. Ember attack has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers ember attack for the first time. save
10. Ember attack if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save