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1. What if elem. had a customer service line? save
2. Elem. is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about elem. is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine elem., but run by your grandma. save
5. Elem.: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like elem. is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for elem.. save
8. Elem. has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers elem. for the first time. save
10. Elem. if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save