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1. What if dotnet had a customer service line? save
2. Dotnet is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about dotnet is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine dotnet, but run by your grandma. save
5. Dotnet: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like dotnet is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for dotnet. save
8. Dotnet has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers dotnet for the first time. save
10. Dotnet if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save