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1. What if dissipation function had a customer service line? save
2. Dissipation function is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about dissipation function is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine dissipation function, but run by your grandma. save
5. Dissipation function: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like dissipation function is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for dissipation function. save
8. Dissipation function has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers dissipation function for the first time. save
10. Dissipation function if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save