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1. What if dense sample had a customer service line? save
2. Dense sample is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about dense sample is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine dense sample, but run by your grandma. save
5. Dense sample: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like dense sample is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for dense sample. save
8. Dense sample has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers dense sample for the first time. save
10. Dense sample if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save