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1. What if data engineering had a customer service line? save
2. Data engineering is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about data engineering is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine data engineering, but run by your grandma. save
5. Data engineering: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like data engineering is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for data engineering. save
8. Data engineering has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers data engineering for the first time. save
10. Data engineering if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save