Comedy Creator

Riff a topic

Type a topic to get associations, rhymes and sound-alikes for puns, plus ten angles to write from.

Means about the same

hundredweightquintaldozencentallong toncentenarykentallong hundredkentledeadweight tonquarterkintalcentnerquintalehundredmangreat hundredtera-watthundredthwheatonwheenshort hundredmetric tonmithqalcentenar

Sounds like (for puns)

caughtkitecootkightkytecoitkeetkeatqitcootekootcautkietchitecottekiitkoitcautekhotkautkuttecatecaitcaat

Angles

  1. What if cwt. had a customer service line? save
  2. Cwt. is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
  3. The worst thing about cwt. is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
  4. Imagine cwt., but run by your grandma. save
  5. Cwt.: the mockumentary version. save
  6. Everyone acts like cwt. is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
  7. Write the terms and conditions for cwt.. save
  8. Cwt. has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
  9. Your grandma discovers cwt. for the first time. save
  10. Cwt. if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save