Comedy Creator

Riff a topic

Type a topic to get associations, rhymes and sound-alikes for puns, plus ten angles to write from.

Angles

  1. What if cryptophyta had a customer service line? save
  2. Cryptophyta is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
  3. The worst thing about cryptophyta is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
  4. Imagine cryptophyta, but run by your grandma. save
  5. Cryptophyta: the mockumentary version. save
  6. Everyone acts like cryptophyta is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
  7. Write the terms and conditions for cryptophyta. save
  8. Cryptophyta has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
  9. Your grandma discovers cryptophyta for the first time. save
  10. Cryptophyta if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save