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1. What if connectionstring had a customer service line? save
2. Connectionstring is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about connectionstring is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine connectionstring, but run by your grandma. save
5. Connectionstring: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like connectionstring is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for connectionstring. save
8. Connectionstring has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers connectionstring for the first time. save
10. Connectionstring if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save