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1. What if connection string had a customer service line? save
2. Connection string is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about connection string is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine connection string, but run by your grandma. save
5. Connection string: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like connection string is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for connection string. save
8. Connection string has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers connection string for the first time. save
10. Connection string if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save