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1. What if cmd.exe had a customer service line? save
2. Cmd.exe is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about cmd.exe is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine cmd.exe, but run by your grandma. save
5. Cmd.exe: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like cmd.exe is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for cmd.exe. save
8. Cmd.exe has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers cmd.exe for the first time. save
10. Cmd.exe if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save