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1. What if close combat had a customer service line? save
2. Close combat is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about close combat is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine close combat, but run by your grandma. save
5. Close combat: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like close combat is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for close combat. save
8. Close combat has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers close combat for the first time. save
10. Close combat if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save