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1. What if clock pendulum had a customer service line? save
2. Clock pendulum is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about clock pendulum is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine clock pendulum, but run by your grandma. save
5. Clock pendulum: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like clock pendulum is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for clock pendulum. save
8. Clock pendulum has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers clock pendulum for the first time. save
10. Clock pendulum if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save