Comedy Creator

Riff a topic

Type a topic to get associations, rhymes and sound-alikes for puns, plus ten angles to write from.

Means about the same

linux namespaceslmctfyapparmorcpu modesinter-process communicationtask parallelismprocessor affinityschedulercontainerizationthread control blocksysfsprocess control blockfair-share schedulingkernel-based virtual machinesecurity-enhanced linuxsysctlprocess groupapplication domainkernel same-page mergingmemory segmentationprocfsnetwork virtualizationapplication virtualizationgang scheduling

Sounds like (for puns)

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Angles

  1. What if cgroups had a customer service line? save
  2. Cgroups is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
  3. The worst thing about cgroups is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
  4. Imagine cgroups, but run by your grandma. save
  5. Cgroups: the mockumentary version. save
  6. Everyone acts like cgroups is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
  7. Write the terms and conditions for cgroups. save
  8. Cgroups has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
  9. Your grandma discovers cgroups for the first time. save
  10. Cgroups if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save