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1. What if battle-sharp had a customer service line? save
2. Battle-sharp is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about battle-sharp is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine battle-sharp, but run by your grandma. save
5. Battle-sharp: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like battle-sharp is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for battle-sharp. save
8. Battle-sharp has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers battle-sharp for the first time. save
10. Battle-sharp if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save