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1. What if batch weight had a customer service line? save
2. Batch weight is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about batch weight is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine batch weight, but run by your grandma. save
5. Batch weight: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like batch weight is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for batch weight. save
8. Batch weight has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers batch weight for the first time. save
10. Batch weight if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save