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1. What if batch queue had a customer service line? save
2. Batch queue is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about batch queue is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine batch queue, but run by your grandma. save
5. Batch queue: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like batch queue is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for batch queue. save
8. Batch queue has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers batch queue for the first time. save
10. Batch queue if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save