Comedy Creator

Riff a topic

Type a topic to get associations, rhymes and sound-alikes for puns, plus ten angles to write from.

Means about the same

pay gradehalf payactive dutypay officepaymasterbasic trainingprestchief petty officertable moneyground poundermaster chief petty officerfield gradeactive servicemilitary rankmilitarymaster sergeantmilitary policemilitary policemanbase chiefplebepurchase systemmajorityground forcespetty officer

Sounds like (for puns)

basicabaisakhibasicbasicsbasixbasic bitchbaisakhbasicallybasiclybiscaybe sickbusickbusicback paybackpaybcpbasicopasicbicepsbicepbisectbosackbosakbasak

Angles

  1. What if basic pay had a customer service line? save
  2. Basic pay is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
  3. The worst thing about basic pay is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
  4. Imagine basic pay, but run by your grandma. save
  5. Basic pay: the mockumentary version. save
  6. Everyone acts like basic pay is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
  7. Write the terms and conditions for basic pay. save
  8. Basic pay has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
  9. Your grandma discovers basic pay for the first time. save
  10. Basic pay if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save