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1. What if attack swept had a customer service line? save
2. Attack swept is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about attack swept is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine attack swept, but run by your grandma. save
5. Attack swept: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like attack swept is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for attack swept. save
8. Attack swept has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers attack swept for the first time. save
10. Attack swept if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save