Comedy Creator

Riff a topic

Type a topic to get associations, rhymes and sound-alikes for puns, plus ten angles to write from.

Means about the same

header fileasserterrno.hstdarg.hc standard libraryprintf format stringprogramming language specificationsetjmp.hc syntaxiso/iec 8652forward declarationinput/outputc string handlingintrinsic functioncommon type systemsource codestandard template libraryprogramming languagepragmainclude guardembedded cansi cprecompiled headersaml-based products and services

Sounds like (for puns)

assertustassortassertsasetusrasstacetassautusseryasserterusryusraasota sighta siteassatassartabsurd-esta word-ista-sidea side

Angles

  1. What if assert.h had a customer service line? save
  2. Assert.h is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
  3. The worst thing about assert.h is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
  4. Imagine assert.h, but run by your grandma. save
  5. Assert.h: the mockumentary version. save
  6. Everyone acts like assert.h is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
  7. Write the terms and conditions for assert.h. save
  8. Assert.h has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
  9. Your grandma discovers assert.h for the first time. save
  10. Assert.h if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save