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1. What if apply conditional had a customer service line? save
2. Apply conditional is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about apply conditional is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine apply conditional, but run by your grandma. save
5. Apply conditional: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like apply conditional is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for apply conditional. save
8. Apply conditional has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers apply conditional for the first time. save
10. Apply conditional if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save