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Angles
- What if apache spark had a customer service line? save
- Apache spark is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
- The worst thing about apache spark is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
- Imagine apache spark, but run by your grandma. save
- Apache spark: the mockumentary version. save
- Everyone acts like apache spark is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
- Write the terms and conditions for apache spark. save
- Apache spark has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
- Your grandma discovers apache spark for the first time. save
- Apache spark if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save