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1. What if almost it had a customer service line? save
2. Almost it is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about almost it is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine almost it, but run by your grandma. save
5. Almost it: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like almost it is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for almost it. save
8. Almost it has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers almost it for the first time. save
10. Almost it if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save