Comedy Creator

Riff a topic

Type a topic to get associations, rhymes and sound-alikes for puns, plus ten angles to write from.

Angles

  1. What if alkanium had a customer service line? save
  2. Alkanium is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
  3. The worst thing about alkanium is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
  4. Imagine alkanium, but run by your grandma. save
  5. Alkanium: the mockumentary version. save
  6. Everyone acts like alkanium is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
  7. Write the terms and conditions for alkanium. save
  8. Alkanium has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
  9. Your grandma discovers alkanium for the first time. save
  10. Alkanium if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save