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1. What if active asteroid had a customer service line? save
2. Active asteroid is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
3. The worst thing about active asteroid is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
4. Imagine active asteroid, but run by your grandma. save
5. Active asteroid: the mockumentary version. save
6. Everyone acts like active asteroid is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
7. Write the terms and conditions for active asteroid. save
8. Active asteroid has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
9. Your grandma discovers active asteroid for the first time. save
10. Active asteroid if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save