Comedy Creator

Riff a topic

Type a topic to get associations, rhymes and sound-alikes for puns, plus ten angles to write from.

Angles

  1. What if abstenious had a customer service line? save
  2. Abstenious is just a waiting room with better marketing. save
  3. The worst thing about abstenious is that nobody admits it's mostly waiting. save
  4. Imagine abstenious, but run by your grandma. save
  5. Abstenious: the mockumentary version. save
  6. Everyone acts like abstenious is normal. Explain why it isn't. save
  7. Write the terms and conditions for abstenious. save
  8. Abstenious has a secret union, and it just went on strike. save
  9. Your grandma discovers abstenious for the first time. save
  10. Abstenious if it were invented today and had to pitch investors. save